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Hump Day Hottie: Rhona Mitra

December 2, 2009

This week’s mid week mistress comes to us from across the pond…Well, she was at least born across the pond. We aren’t creepy enough to know her whereabouts at this moment. Rhona Mitra is this weeks Hump Day Hottie at the very wise suggestion of Thunder Treats writer/plastic candy cane bonger Jack Potts. Rhona was born in London and has been in a slew of productions throughout her career. Her first break was in Party of Five. Since then she has appeared in many movies and television series including Thunder Treats favorites Shooter and Nip/Tuck. Annnnnd for those of you on your toes this Wednesday, you may remember another Hump Day Hottie that she co-starred with in Shooter. A Ms. Kate Mara ladies and Gents. Now, if those aren’t 2 good enough reasons for you to watch Shooter, then leave this site and erase your browser history because we want nothing to do with you. Congrats to you Rhona on becoming the 25th Thunder Treats Hump Day Hottie…More pics of Rhona after the jump…

Tigers Two-Putt

December 2, 2009

As it usually goes with celebrity infidelity, the rumors flier higher and faster than anyone can imagine. Tiger Woods is no exception to that rule. Since last Friday’s car accident, things in Tigers world have been spinning faster than the backspin he can put on a ball and if you have ever seen Tigers backspin, you know exactly what I mean. US Weekly has obtained this voicemail from Tiger Woods to his LA cocktail waitress and on/off girlfriend Jaimee Grubbs in which he pleads with her to change her voicemail greeting because he fears his wife might be calling her. The interesting part is the voicemail is from the day before his world started tumbling. Grubbs claims that she and Tiger had a 31-month relationship but maintains that she knew their relationship would never be. As if the voicemail weren’t bad enough for Tiger, the text messages he allegedly sent to Ms. Grubbs are coming out too and they do not help his case in the slightest.

“I will wear you out . . . When was the last time you got laid?”

Tigers other side plate, Rachel Uchitel has been reporting that they have been close for the last 6 months or so. Uchitel is also and nightclub industry worker which may point to a trend with Tiger. Sources in Vegas and LA have reported seeing Tiger with different women and say that he was unhappy in his marriage and home life. Like that is somehow a reason to cheat on your gorgeous wife. Be a man and get a divorce before you go sinking any putts elsewhere. Uchitel also reported the same sort of texts coming from Mr. Woods as Ms. Grubbs had, but she also received an email from him that read:

“I had a dream we were married and I was leading the tournament,” he allegedly wrote. “I came home, excited to see you, and there you were in the bedroom getting f – – -ed by Derek and David. Some part of me thinks you would like that. But now I can’t get back to sleep. My body is tired, but mind awake. Need an Ambien.”

Uchitel has dated Yankee’s Derek Jeter and actor David Boreanaz, that would explain the “Derek and David” Tiger had dreamed she got F’d by. Who would have thought Tiger Woods would be so perverse? DUH. You’re a liar if you think he would never be capable of this email, these texts and even his actions. Tiger is a man, and I’m not letting him off the hook by saying that in the least, but you can’t honestly sit there and tell me you have shot off a perverse text or line at a woman that, if given the chance it would go public, you would recind it. This whole ordeal should be focusing on other things than his heat of passion text messages and emails. For instance, how about how many more women are there? What will Elin decide to do next? If she chooses to divorce Tiger, she is going to be Oprah rich and probably surpass Jordan’s divorce settlement of $150 million. This is going to stick to Tiger for the rest of his career. Much like once a baseball player is accused/found to be using steroids, it is always in the back of the fans mind. The key word there is fan. Tiger will still have fans, millions of them and he will still have the largest gallery at each event, but I think that his name will now forever be synonymous with cheating on his wife. When they talk of his golf game on ESPN, people will more than likely revert back to the days we are in right now instead of his unbelievable Masters putt. It is sad, but it is true. Tiger has made his bed and now he must lay in it. If he is smart, he’ll do this by himself without the aid of a cocktail waitress or nightclub hostess. He needs to step back, reevaluate his life and get on the right track. If he has burned his bridge with Elin, he needs to move on and be there for his kids. He needs to be proactive about the situation. Get it handled and get it over with because the faster it fades out of the media, the faster people will forget about it. Good luck bro.

Tiger Woods Response to current events via Tigerwoods.com

“I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.

Although I am a well-known person and have made my career as a professional athlete, I have been dismayed to realize the full extent of what tabloid scrutiny really means. For the last week, my family and I have been hounded to expose intimate details of our personal lives. The stories in particular that physical violence played any role in the car accident were utterly false and malicious. Elin has always done more to support our family and shown more grace than anyone could possibly expect.

But no matter how intense curiosity about public figures can be, there is an important and deep principle at stake which is the right to some simple, human measure of privacy. I realize there are some who don’t share my view on that. But for me, the virtue of privacy is one that must be protected in matters that are intimate and within one’s own family. Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn’t have to mean public confessions.

Whatever regrets I have about letting my family down have been shared with and felt by us alone. I have given this a lot of reflection and thought and I believe that there is a point at which I must stick to that principle even though it’s difficult.

I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves. For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology.”

US Weekly
NY Post

Candy Cane Striped Carnage

December 1, 2009

A few weeks ago, Thunder Treats introduced you to an innovative new way to bong a beer. We showed you the Flabongo, which you could make out of a pink lawn flamingo. Now, Thunder Treats has stumbled upon another useful lawn ornament that we can turn into alcohol paraphernalia. The plastic yard candy cane. Plus, since it is that time of year, there is an abundance of supply. To use, simply steal or buy a plastic yard candy cane, pour the alcohol into the long end of the candy cane while keeping your thumb over the opposite end (duh.). Next elevate the candy cane to the point where you can remove your thumb from the end. Lastly, put the candy cane straight up in the air and down the hatch goes that nice refreshing liquid blanket. A special thanks to Thunder Treats resident party girl, L2 for the heads up on this fun and festive way to get shitfaced. After the jump there are more pictures that feature DiLo, Jack Potts, L2 and others all joining in the fun.

NFL Week 12 Pick Em

November 29, 2009

ESPN Expert Picks

Week 11 NFL Pick Em Results

November 28, 2009

My apologies folks with the delay in results, but I was having laptop issues. Thankfully I was able to get everything I needed and have the results for last week. Overall Thunder Treats tore it up with all 5 of our picks. This week, Dilo dominated the results with a 14-2 record. There is only one way to explain this: Someone else must have made his picks. All joking aside, Dilo is making a move to the overall leader Sahli and only trails him by 3 overall games. The best part yet again of Dilo’s 14-2 record is he beat every single ESPN’s so called “expert picks.” Yet another week a Thunder Treater has dominated the entire cast of 6 figured overpaid so called experts.

Cavaliers Big Man Has an Even Bigger Heart

November 26, 2009

Cleveland Cavaliers center Shaquille O’Neal has sat out the last 6 games with a sore shoulder but make no mistake, he is doing anything but sitting. Last week Shaq played Santa Claus, or as he calls it “Shaq-A-Claus”, to the youth of northeast Ohio. He went to the Toys R Us in Mayfield and filled more than a dozen shopping carts with toys from all over the store. All of the toys bought by Shaq will be donated to the Toys for Tots organization. He has been doing this for about 15 years and credits his mother and father for getting him started with the organization.

“About 15 years ago, my mother and father ordered me to go to a Toys ‘R’ Us and buy toys and give them out to kids,” he said. “I got a call from my mother and she said, ‘Boy, get your butt up, go down to the store and buy some gifts for the kids.”

That’s not all Shaq has been up to though. Last week he paid for the funeral of 5 year old Shaniya Davis of Fayetteville, North Carolina. Her body was found on the side of the highway and her mother is charged with human trafficking and child abuse involving prostitution. Mario McNeil is being charged with murder, rape and kidnapping. I think, in addition to the funeral, we lock those 2 sick fucks in a room with the Diesel and let him go to town on them.

I can’t tell you how happy it makes me as a fan to see one of our players step up and help out. When these guys go out of their way to put a smile on a childs face or lift a family that has fallen it restores my faith in humanity. On this Thanksgiving I am thankful there are still people in this world who know right from wrong, good from bad and have a moral compase that always points north. Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

The News-Herald
The Fayetteville Observer

NFL Week 12 Pick Em

November 26, 2009

Good Morning to our East Coast followers, and a Happy Thanksgiving Eve to our folks on Pacific time. As always, we here at Thunder Treats would like to wish everyone out there a happy thanksgiving. With Thanksgiving here that can only mean 1 thing: Madden’s famous TURDUCKEN!
Due to some technical difficulties, I will have to post the results from last week some time tomorrow barring anymore laptop issues. As with every Thanksgiving, we have our Thursday slate of games featuring the Green Bay Packers traveling to face the Detroit Lions. The 415 kickoff pits the Oakland Raiders traveling to Jerry’s world to face the Dallas Cowboys. Finally at 815 EST the NY Giants travel to the mile high city (which I highly recommend traveling to visit) to face the Denver Broncos. For this week’s Thursday games, it is an across the board unanimous selection of teams. All 5 of us picked the Green Bay Packers, the Dallas Cowboys, and the NY football Giants. Again, Happy Thanksgiving to all of our Thunder Treats nation!

Penn State Linebacker Class of 2022

November 26, 2009

Meet Nyrel Sevilla(Age 6), Linebacker U’s top recruit of 2022. My guess is that Nyrel will paralyze a small child in the near future and have a baby of his own by age 10. He is the Chuck Norris of Pop Warner football. Barbie Carpenter should take lesson from Nyrel.

Hump Day Hottie: Leslie Bibb

November 25, 2009

After a little technical difficulties (blogger being a turd) we are back and just in time to deliver your Hump Day Hottie. This week we chose (head nod to Jack Potts) Leslie Bibb. You will probably recognize Leslie from her roll as Carlie Bobby in Talledega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby. Bibb got her first big break when she was in the movie Private Parts. As much as I wished she was the lady who had an intimate moment with a subwoofer, she was not. You also might recognize her from Ironman as the Vanity Fair reporter and, according to IMDB she will reprise her roll in the upcoming Ironman 2. She has also been in a slew of television series including hits like ER and Crossing Jordan. So when your family asks you what your thankful for this Thanksgiving, go ahead and say “family”, “friends” and “health” because you can rest easy knowing we here at Thunder Treats know you mean “Thunder Treats, Leslie Bibb and every other Hump Day Hottie”. Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Enjoy more of Leslie after the jump…