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Thursday’s Thunder Links

October 8, 2009

These links bring the Thunder….

– You’re Gonna Need a Bigger Duck [Tirico Suave]
– 25 Celebrities Before and After Plastic Surgery [Manofest]
– Rejected ESPN Body Issue Photo Spreads [Holy Taco]
– Will Jet’s Trade Keep Lebron out of New York? [Fan Nation]
– Nonsense for Minnesota [Sharapova’s Thigh]
– Commit a Felony, Serve Fed Time = Reality TV [No Guts, No Glory]
– You Can Lose Your Eligibility for Going to Deion’s House? [Awful Announcing]
– Shawne Merriman Not Happy with AJ Smith’s Comments [Rumors and Rants]
– Top 10 Ways to Survive a Road Trip Alone [Bro Bible]
– New York Quick to Claim Braylon’s Innocence [Waiting for Next Year]
– Big Mistake [More Hardball]

Braylon Edwards to the New York Jets

October 7, 2009

Nightclub promoters in New York please be on the lookout for a stone hands receiver with a temper… Coach Mangini continues to create controversy in Cleveland by trading Braylon Edwards to the New York Jets. The Browns receive LB/ST Jason Trusnik and WR Chansi Stuckey as well as two draft picks. Braylon has been having trouble in Cleveland last season and most of this season but this is something I never expected. For those of you keeping track at home, Eric Mangini has now made deals with the Jets to enable them to get Mark Sanchez and give him a deep threat in Braylon Edwards, telling me that there is one of 2 things happening here. 1) He is getting kick backs or 2) he already has the Jets job lined up and plans on returning a la Eric Taylor in Season 2 of Friday Night Lights. I guess only time will tell if Braylon will be able to hold on to a football in New York, but if he thinks people in Cleveland were critical wait until he feels the rather of the big market fans. Yikes. This is shocking news for Browns fans but I can’t help but think that Braylon is stoked. He is going from an 0-4 team that looks to be the next Detroit Lions to a team that looks to be on its way up with a 3-1 start. I am anxious to see how many Browns players start decking people in the coming weeks to try to get the hell out of Cleveland.

In other news, Michael Crabtree has finally signed with the 49ers. It will be a six year deal that he will be able to void after 5 if he meets undefined performance clauses. I don’t know about you, but that team should welcome their 1st pick hold out with a nice whoopin similar to Full Metal Jacket.

Enemy of the Month: Braylon Edwards

October 6, 2009

The month of October brings to Thunder Treats yet another Enemy of the Month. The Enemy this month will be none other than Cleveland Browns wide receiver, Braylon Edwards. This sounds redundant doesn’t it? I know what you asking yourself..”but DiLo, wasn’t there already a player from the Browns wide receiving core that was Enemy of the Month?” Your damn right there was and if these boneheads continue to act like teenagers, then they will continue to be the EOTM. Edwards is receiving this award because of his actions late Sunday/early Monday when he struck Edward Givens in the face during an argument. I guess Braylon felt since he didn’t use his hands on Sunday during the game (or for much of the season for that matter) that he would use them to inflict pain and injury on an innocent person. That person happens to be friends with Lebron and if there is one thing that you DO NOT DO in Cleveland, that is piss off Lebron. I hope you catch a lot of heat for this Braylon, because Lord knows you can’t catch anything else…Bozo.

July 30, 2009

These Links bring the Thunder…

Women in Love with a Roller Coaster. Literally. [Blog of Hilarity]
Listomania [Friends of the Program]
Megan Fox is a Genius [Manofest]
Name to Know: Fu-Te Nu [More Hardball]
No Triple Crown for Pittsburgh [Sharapova’s Thigh]
Martinez to Red Sox or Rays? [Fan Nation]
Hey! Move that F’in Thing: A Gallery [Holy Taco]
The Bakers NFL Preview: The Cleveland Browns [Rumors and Rants]
Two Odd Couple Mash Ups for Your Listening Entertainment [Bro Bible]
I Never Knew That the Phillies and Indians Were the Same Team [No Guts, No Glory]
Jay Mariotti Makes Kids Cry [Awful Announcing]
Braylon Update (And More Brown Bitches!) [Cleveland Frowns]