Archive for the ‘Cougar Madness’ Category

Hump Day Hottie: Stacey Dash

June 24, 2009

This week’s Hump Day Hottie made her premier on Thunder Treats during our Cougar Madness Tournament in March. You may remember Stacey Dash as Dionne from the movie Clueless. I personally think that she has gotten better with age. At 43 years old, she is hotter now than ever. A special thanks goes out to J. Mummey in Pittsburgh, PA for recommending Stacey as our Hump Day Hottie. Another thanks goes out to Stacey herself for helping us get through the week.

One Shining Cougar…

April 7, 2009

It has been a wild three week ride that I am sure no one wants to end, but as the saying goes “all good things must come to an end.” With that being said, we here at Thunder Treats would like eveyone to join us in congratulating Mary Louise Parker on her biggest win of the tournament. Early on and most of today, the votes were swaying back and forth between her and opponent Diane Lane, but as it came down to the wire, MLP started to sprint towards the finish. Diane Lane was a very good candidate and should be remembered for the wildfire she spread not only in her region, but in the tourney as well. Thanks to all the people who followed our tournament and thank you to all the websites and blogs that picked up on it as well. Keep coming back to Thunder Treats in the future as we will be redesigning the website and bumping our street cred up a notch or two. Congrats again to Mary Louise Parker and a hat tip goes to Diane Lane who fought a tough battle.

2009 Thunder Treats Cougar Madness Champion

Cougar Madness Finals…and San Diego

April 6, 2009

After an exciting Saturday of games we have our very own championship to look forward to. Diane Lane continued her streak by knocking off #1 seed Jenifer Aniston by a substantial amount of votes. Mary Louise Parker also continued to dominate the dance by taking down crowd favorite Halle Berry. There are now no more #1 seeds left in the Cougar Madness Tournament. Instead we have a 4 seed versus a 10 seed. Cinderella doesn’t even begin to describe what kind of run Diane Lane is on. A dark horse of sorts, maybe she was overlooked by the selection committee when they placed her as a 10. Oh well, shit happens. Look for the winner of the 2009 Cougar Madness Tournament to be crowned on Monday after the Tar Heels get another banner.

In other news…

I, against my better judgment, ended up in So Cal this weekend. San Diego’s Mission Beach to be precise. I, along with Zach Attack, drove down Friday after work to hang out with the So Cal Shredder himself. Since some people might not want their names on the website and I am too lazy to ask permission I will be using pseudo names that I have come up with. So we went to visit So Cal Shredder, Milk Thistle, Stupid and The Air Up There. When we got there Milk Thistle and I agreed that a good way to start the trip would be to do a Bam Bam Puke N’ Rally. For those of you who don’t know, our friend Sean Bammer came up with this game for use in situations that need bumped up a level or two. Here’s how it works; everyone stands in a circle and shotguns beers until everyone throws up, Then you shotgun one more. That’s it. Everybody wins, nobody loses. I suggest a BBPR anytime you don’t actually have the time to pre-game. The bar was cool that night and I added a little comedy by ball tapping Milk Thistle and laughed as he was reduced to one knee. After the stomach ache passed he promptly punched me in the face. Square in the face. Worth it. I had actually completely forgot about it until Milk Thistle was complaining about his hand hurting the next day. This is how that conversation went:

“ah man, my hand hurts. Did I punch something last night?”
“No, nothing I can think of. Did you like hit a door or something?”
“I don’t know, but it hurts…By the way, thanks for the ball tap last night.”
“haha, ya I got you good huh…wait…YOU punched ME in the face last night, that’s why your hand hurts ass”
“oh ya that’s right, caught you right in your teeth.”

The following day some of the guys went to the beach while I layed around and watched the first disc of Friday Night Lights. Because of that, from now on I will be calling people by their old sports numbers. Therefore, Zach Attack is now just 4. 4, Air Up There and Stupid all got some serious sunburns because of lack of sunscreen and intelligence, so I didn’t feel too bad about being lazy. That afternoon was spent at Boardwalk Bar and Grille watching the basketball games and spitting game at 19 year old girls. For the record, we did not know they were that young and for the record So Cal Shredder didn’t care either way. After 6 hours at the bar we decided to go home and change and go to Guava Beach bar…exactly 10 feet from the previous bar. While there, The Air Up There trailed off to a different bar where, apparently, they had free penis examinations in the bathroom to which he got a hands on inspection. Did I lose you? He got an HJ. We played Wii Bowling and drank beahs (beers with a Boston accent) and I am fairly certain that anyone can beat me in that game…Well, maybe not the guy that was passed out on the couch dressed, head to toe, like a member of Shredder’s Foot Clan. Swear to God. I almost died that night when I woke up and freaked out because I had somehow gotten myself wedged between a half inflated air mattress and the wall. Stupid described my snoring by saying that it sounded like someone had both hands around my neck and were going for a choke out. Sunday morning consisted of watching Role Models…twice… while listening to The Air Up There whine. I am not sure what he was whining about more, how bad his sunburn hurt or how it felt as though his “hands on penis inspection” was done with grade 60 sandpaper. We finished off our mini vacation by going to Phil’s BBQ so The Air Up There could get his pork pulled for the second time in one weekend. Some of the best BBQ I have ever had. Think Sweet Baby Rays (“the sauce is the boss”) on HGH if that’s possible. Now it is just 4 and I on our way back to boring old Vegas. We are somewhere in the middle of San Bernardino and 4 has been yelling at drivers and “the bitch” who gives directions too fast…aka his GPS.

Fun Fact: When intoxicated, 4 told his girl that the GPS had a sexier voice than her…Sorry for partying.

Cougar Madness: FANTASY FOUR

April 3, 2009

Well, after a couple of stunning victories and a few steam rollin’s, we have the Cougar Madness Fantasy Four. Now, some of you may think that this is unfair or that some of these women don’t deserve to be in the Fantasy Four. For those of you who think that, go away. We have two #1 seeds in the Fantasy Four. They are Halle Berry representing the west and Jennifer Aniston representing the South. These two women had the hardest match up of the Erotic Eight with Berry vs. Cox and Aniston vs. Bellucci. They both persevered because of outstanding support from Thunder Nation but now face some stiff competition. Coming out of the East is this years Cinderella Story. 10th seeded Diane Lane gained a huge head of steam after taking down Demi Moore in the second round. She has all the support from Thunder Nation and her match up with Aniston will be uge (no room for the H). For those of you who think a 10 seed has no business in the Fantasy Four, I challenge you to look up George Mason from 2006. Remember them? You know you do and if you remember correctly they were an 11 seed! Finally, we have Mary Louise Parker representing the Midwest. MLP is the quintessential dark horse in Cougar Madness. She has beauty that makes it look as if she isn’t trying to be hot and that actually makes her more attractive. Remember to cast your vote for your favorites on our weekly poll and remember you can vote for more than one person. Look for the Championship game to be announced sometime on Sunday. Until then Thunder Nation…

Cougar Madness: Erotic Eight

April 1, 2009

It has been a long time coming, but without further ado, Thunder Treats presents the Cougar Madness Erotic Eight! For the first time this tournament, we turned to the voters to make some of our decisions and I must say that I was very pleased with the results. It has been a tough battle so far and there have been some major upsets. Mary Louis Parker knocked off #1 seed Lucy Liu to advance to her first (as far as we know) Erotic Eight. Carla Gugino continues on her tear as she heads into a tough battle with Diane Lane in the East Regional. The only #1 seeds remaining are in the West and South regions with Halle Berry and Jennifer Aniston, respectively. They both have huge battles to overcome as they try to reach the Fantasy Four. Look for the Fantasy Four to be posted on Friday afternoon with the Championship match up coming on Sunday. The Cougar Madness Champion will be crowned shortly after the actual champions (North Carolina) are on Monday night. Be sure to cast your vote on the poll because we will definitely be taking into account what the readers think. Below are your regional match ups for the Erotic Eight.

Mary Louise Parker vs. Bridget Moynahan

Halle Berry vs. Courteney Cox

Carla Gugino vs. Diane Lane

Jennifer Aniston vs. Monica Belucci


March 25, 2009

Well here it is. The much anticipated Thunder Treats Sexy 16 is finally here! After what I can only consider “constructive criticism” from our readers, we have come up with a very competitive field for the final stretch of our tourney. Thank you to everyone who visited and thanks to all the commentors for their input. Thanks again to’s Extra Mustard for the shout out and the bracket love.

This week, there is a Cinderella Story out of the South region in Famke Jannson. She had considerable support from readers and her being a smoke face didn’t hurt the cause either. The number 1 seeds all rolled…with the exception of one…Kristin Chenoweth’s bid for a championship ended after an exceptional Teri Hatcher’s late surge. Mary Louise Parker and Carla Gugino both rolled to easy wins after the backing of SI’s Extra Mustard. Let’s hear your comments on who should move on to the next round. Also, we are going to need a new names for the next rounds because I’m pretty sure we can’t use Elite Eight or Final Four…Let me know guys. Thanks and Enjoy!