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Enemy of The Month: Brandon Spikes

November 2, 2009


UPDATED
I thought it was going to be a tough decision to find an enemy for the month of November, but thanks to Florida linebacker Brandon Spikes we can all rest easy. During a pile up in the Georgia vs. Florida rivalry game, Spikes went for some extra credit by attempting to eye gouge Georgia running back Washaun Ealey. Although Spikes was not flagged for the unsportsmanlike move, the video evidence makes a pretty, pretty, pretty strong case. Coach Urban Meyer seemed to be unaware of the incident but said if it proves to be true he will be having a “very serious talk” with him. The SEC has not made a motion on the situation yet, but I hope they do act on it soon. The minimum penalty for Spikes’ actions should be at least a 1-game suspension.
The reason I am suggesting that is because of a similar situation from 2003 when Ohio State linebacker Robert Reynolds went a little overboard and jammed his fingers into the throat of then Wisconsin quarterback, Jim Sorgi. Reynolds, like Spikes, was not flagged for this. Reynolds actions resulted in a one game suspension that was handed out by head coach Jim Tressel, not the Big Ten. However, the Big Ten did step in and suspend Ohio State’s senior safety Kurt Coleman for 1 game for “initiating helmet-to-helmet contact and targeting a defenseless opponent.” Let’s hope the SEC sees the footage above and does the right thing. If not, we will have to wait and see if Urban Meyer will impose a penalty on Spikes or if he thinks a “real serious talk” is punishment enough. Either way Brandon, we here at Thunder Treats now proclaim you a giant douche bag. Congratulations on your new title.

UPDATE 11/2/2009 9:36 AM PT

Urban Meyer has suspended Brandon Spikes for the first half of Saturday’s game against Vanderbilt. He says that Spikes was retaliating from an earlier incident during the game where his eye was gouged. I guess 2 wrongs make a right at Florida. This suspension is a JOKE.

Enemy of the Month: Braylon Edwards

October 6, 2009

The month of October brings to Thunder Treats yet another Enemy of the Month. The Enemy this month will be none other than Cleveland Browns wide receiver, Braylon Edwards. This sounds redundant doesn’t it? I know what you asking yourself..”but DiLo, wasn’t there already a player from the Browns wide receiving core that was Enemy of the Month?” Your damn right there was and if these boneheads continue to act like teenagers, then they will continue to be the EOTM. Edwards is receiving this award because of his actions late Sunday/early Monday when he struck Edward Givens in the face during an argument. I guess Braylon felt since he didn’t use his hands on Sunday during the game (or for much of the season for that matter) that he would use them to inflict pain and injury on an innocent person. That person happens to be friends with Lebron and if there is one thing that you DO NOT DO in Cleveland, that is piss off Lebron. I hope you catch a lot of heat for this Braylon, because Lord knows you can’t catch anything else…Bozo.

Kanye West Sorry; Still a Douche

September 15, 2009

Still a D-Bag. If you did it once, then ok, you might be sorry. But when you do the same thing at least three different times I think a trend starts to develope. You better take some time off to take some anti-douche bag classes. God knows you won’t be alone in the meetings.

Enemy of the Month: Kanye West

September 14, 2009

MTV Shows

Kanye West proved to us tonight, once and for all, that he is in fact the biggest douche bag in Hollywood. West may be the most openly racist person I have ever seen and yet no one does anything about it. This is the THIRD time he has had a litte “hissy fit” at an MTV Awards show. Here’s an idea…QUIT INVITING THE COWARD! It started in 2004 after he didn’t win the best new artist award and again in 2006 in Europe when he interrupted an acceptance speech from Justice and Simian. Tonight he crossed the line. Tonight he snatched the microphone off of country sweetheart Taylor Swift to proclaim that “Beyonce’s video was one of the best of all time.” Thanks for the update dickwad. How about next time you just run your mouth to whoever will listen to you after the show instead of ruining someone else’s moment. Beyonce made right at the end of the night when she won the award for video of the year and asked that Taylor come back up to the stage to finish her acceptance speech. Kanye West and his thing of a girlfriend were asked to leave after his tirade. Meanwhile, singer Pink had to be restrained by security after she went after Kanye. I wonder if he still thinks Beyonce’s video is one of the greatest ever since he lost to her? Maybe he would have had another incident if they allowed his to stay. Also, I wonder how he would have reacted if, say for instance, he won an award and John Mayer came on stage and snatched it from him to tell the world that someone else deserved it more. Think he would let that fly? Do us a favor Kanye, go away for a long while, learn how to rap, get someone to clean up that mess of a hair cut you got going on and get a new girlfriend. Time to grow up douchbag. So, without further ado, Kanye West is our Enemy of the Month for September for going above and beyond the douche bag calling. Let’s drop him and Chris Brown in the middle of the ocean.


Enemy of The Month: Unidentified Douche Bag

August 6, 2009


The Enemy of the Month for August is a person. Actually, it’s a thing. However, we do not know the identity of this thing…yet. I am sure that in the coming weeks we will find out who it was exactly that decided to be the All Time Creep by secretly videotaping Erin Andrews through a hotel peep hole. This thing doesn’t even know the amount of enemies it has gained through his idiotic, ignornant actions. This guy will forever remain a douche bag in the eyes of Thunder Nation. Congratualtions dickwad, you were a nerd before and now everyone hates your guts. Continue to hide in your mom’s basement. We’ll find you eventually…

Thunder Links

July 21, 2009


These Links Bring the Thunder…

Hardball Heroes: Dave Dravecky [More Hardball]
Barkley Says Tiger’s Career More Impressive than Michael Jordan [Awful Announcing]
Hot Chicks Mud Wrestling: A Gallery [Holy Taco]
Farve Ready to Decide by Friday? [Fan Nation]
Don’t Drink and Cross the Street [Manofest]
David Kahn is busy Chasing Down Ricky Rubio [No Guts, No Glory]
Hot, Wet MLB Trade Deadline Rumors [Rumors and Rants]
For the Record, Chris Brown is still a D-Bag [Bro Bible]
LSU Fans do not need Provocation, Budweiser [Friends of the Program]
And They Say Asian Kids are Smart [Blog of Hilarity]

And the Winner is…

February 16, 2009


This weeks winner is actually a loser. A big one. Chris Brown assaulted Rihanna last week after the two attended a pre-grammys party. I don’t care if Rihanna told him that his hair was nappy and his dance moves were like that of an uncomfortable 12 year old at his first school dance, there is no justification for hitting a woman.
Okay, I guess if a woman cuts off your genitalia, she probably deserves one right in the kisser. Now unless Chris Brown is missing a certain appendage, then I think its only fair that Zampini hits him with a straight left. Sorry Chris, but you brought this on yourself, you are now the Thunder Treats Enemy of the Month and we wouldn’t wish that on anyone…