Archive for the ‘Idiot’ Category

Questionable Parenting.

October 29, 2009

Yes,it’s amusing. No, it’s probably not safe. Idiots.

Thursday’s Thunder Links

August 27, 2009

These links bring the Thunder…

Megan Fox to Star as “Catwomen” in Next Batman Movie [BroBible]
Top 5 NBA Moves of the 2009 Offseason [Hit the Boards]
Jones: Titans Punter Aimed at Video Board [Fan Nation]
Billie Gillespie Arrested for DUI [No Guts, No Glory]
Hardball Heroes: Orel Hershiser [More Hardball]
Afternoon Ballgames in Cincinnati are Still Immensely Popular [Tirico Suave]
Rick Pitino Officially Aging in Kramer Cigar Room Years [The Sports Hernia]
The Man’s Hump Day Cocktail [Manofest]
Thigh of the Week: Jessica Gomes [Sharapova’s Thigh]
The Best Players Currently Wearing Each Number 0-99 [Rumors and Rants]
10 Awesome Movies to get into a Girls Pants [Blog Of Hilarity]
Your NFL Week 1 Regular Season Announcing Schedule [Awful Announcing]
25 Reasons to Stop Using a Condom [Holy Taco]

The Best Quote on the Michael Vick Saga..EVER.

August 17, 2009

Fox 5 News in Las Vegas has a segment each night called “The Rant”. It gives the viewers a chance to write in or call in to the studio and leave a “rant” about current events, both local and national. Friday night’s rants were all about Michael Vick because of his recent signing with the Philadelphia Eagles. The rants went back and forth about whether or not it was a good idea to sign him. Then came Jose. Jose took a different approach. He claimed that it wasn’t Mike Vick’s fault at all but rather the dogs fault. He claimed the dogs had every opportunity to walk away but chose to fight. Well Jose, have another one on Thunder Treats and see what other wacky shit you can come up with.

Monday’s Thunder Links

August 10, 2009

Porkchop Sandwiches! [Friends of the Program]
Bears Bite the Hand, and Body, That Feeds Them [Blog of Hilarity]
If State Flags were Honest [Holy Taco]
Reggie Miller Gets Put in his Place [Awful Announcing]
Rashard Lewis Suspended 10 Games [Hit the Boards]
Kristin Cavallari Loves Wearing Bikini’s, No Complaints Here [Sharapova’s Thigh]
Who’s Winning the Browns QB Race? [Fan Nation]
High Top Fades Rule! [More Hardball]
The 30 Funniest Newspaper Headlines of All Time [Manofest]
Patrick Kane Really Loves his Money [No Guts, No Glory]
Lucky Fan Lives out Dream, Becomes Douche Bag in the Process [Tirico Suave]
USC Team Sings “Lean on Me” in Meeting [Rumors and Rants]
5 Types of Male Cockblockers [Bro Bible]
Update 8/9/09 – NFL First Rounders Still Unsigned [Eat, Drink & Sleep Football]

Erin Andrews Violated

July 20, 2009

Well, the world of giant flabby douche bags grew by at least one this weekend. This yet-to-be-named piece of shit found it necessary to violate ESPN sideline reporter/my soul mate Erin Andrews by video taping her in the privacy of her hotel room. Erin Andrews is gorgeous (duh), but the best thing about her is the fact that she is cool as hell. EA loves the sports blogs and we love her. Plus she knows herself some sports! We here at Thunder Treats call that the perfect package. EA has taken legal action threatening a lawsuit against the maker. She has authorized her attorney, Marshall B. Grossman of Bingham McCutchen LLP, to issue the following statement regarding these events:

“While alone in the privacy of her hotel room, Erin Andrews was surreptitiously videotaped without her knowledge or consent. She was the victim of a crime and is taking action to protect herself and help ensure that others are not similarly violated in the future. Although the perpetrator or perpetrators of this criminal act have not yet been identified, when they are identified she intends to bring both civil and criminal charges against them and against anyone who has published the material. We request respect of Erin’s privacy at this time, while she and her representatives are working with the authorities.”

ESPN has shown that they also have EA’s back and have issued a statement as well:

“Erin has been grievously wronged here. Our people and resources are in full support of her as she deals with this abhorrent act.”

Obviously, EA is the last person we want to see hurt by someone else’s idiotic actions, but we think EA will come out on top of this one. I have not seen this video, but have heard that EA has nothing to be ashamed of. Following Awful Announcing, we will not be linking to the video. I encourage all bloggers and commenters to do the same. We got your back too, Erin.

**UPDATE** MSNBC is reporting that numerous websites claiming to have the Erin Andrews footage actually providing malicious malware and viruses. Click here for the full article.

Awful Announcing
Rumors and Rants

Enemy of The Month: Jeremy Mayfield

July 16, 2009

Jeremy Mayfield just can’t seem to kick his addiction to methamphetamines. Mayfield has been suspended, AGAIN, for failing a random drug test. If I were a driver in NASCAR, you can be damn sure that I would want him drug tested before EVERY SINGLE RACE. I don’t think there could be an ounce of trust left in any driver for Mayfield. What he is doing is not only stupid, but completely immature. He is/was a role model to so many and now he has thrown it all away. Maybe when he winds up living under a bridge overpass he will realize his consequences for his actions. In a signed affidavit from Mayfields step mother, she claims he has been using since at least 1998.

“Between 1998 and 2005, I am personally aware that Jeremy used methamphetamines often,” she said in her affidavit. “I was concerned about his heavy use and talked to his father about it. I saw Jeremy use methamphetamine by snorting it up his nose at least 30 times during the 7 years I was around him. Jeremy used methamphetamine not only in my presence, but also when we were both in the presence of others.”

Mayfield had some thoughts response to his step mother’s allegations.

“She’s tried everything she can do to get money out of me. I won’t help her, so I guess she found a way to get money from NASCAR by giving them an affidavit full of lies,” he said. “And they picked the wrong woman to use against me because that (expletive) is trash and has got nothing on me but lies.”

I think it will only be proper that Thunder Treats Enemy of the Month will now be named Jeremy Mayfield. You stay classy, jerk off.

Source: Fox Sports

The Price is Retarded…

April 11, 2009

And the Winner is…

February 23, 2009

This weeks winner is Iron Mike Tyson. One of the hardest hitters of the boxing world, Tyson was the undisputed heavyweight champion for over two years. He won his first 19 professional bouts with knockouts, 12 of which happened in the first round. Maniac. In 1992, The Baddest Man on Earth made a choice that some people thought was a bad idea. He raped a woman and was sentenced to three years in prison. After his release in 1995, he tried for a comeback and regained a portion of his heavyweight title only to lose it to Evander Holyfield in 1996. Tyson is probably going to be remembered for his Holyfield rematch in 1997 in which he was disqualified for biting a piece of Holyfields ear off. Bad choice number 2. In 2003, he filed for bankrupcy. I guess the $300 million he made throughout his career just wasn’t enough to support him. Tyson retired in 2005 after a few disappointing ass beatings. He is number 16 on Ring Magazines list of the 100 greatest punchers of all time.