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And the Winner is…

March 2, 2009

This weeks winner is Jack Parkman from Major League 2. I know that the poll says its a three way tie, but Donk was supposed to cast his vote and since he hates reading Thunder Treats more than someone rearranging his pillows, he didn’t. So Jack Parkman is our winner. Traded from Chicago to Cleveland, his shimmy used to drive the women in Cleveland crazy. He was a poison in the locker room and terrible team mate. After Roger Dorn lost his ass buying the team, he decided to save money by dealing Parkman back to the White Sox. This, in turn, made his shimmy make the women in Cleveland want to puke.