Archive for the ‘Smoke faces’ Category

Hump Day Hottie: Leslie Bibb

November 25, 2009

After a little technical difficulties (blogger being a turd) we are back and just in time to deliver your Hump Day Hottie. This week we chose (head nod to Jack Potts) Leslie Bibb. You will probably recognize Leslie from her roll as Carlie Bobby in Talledega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby. Bibb got her first big break when she was in the movie Private Parts. As much as I wished she was the lady who had an intimate moment with a subwoofer, she was not. You also might recognize her from Ironman as the Vanity Fair reporter and, according to IMDB she will reprise her roll in the upcoming Ironman 2. She has also been in a slew of television series including hits like ER and Crossing Jordan. So when your family asks you what your thankful for this Thanksgiving, go ahead and say “family”, “friends” and “health” because you can rest easy knowing we here at Thunder Treats know you mean “Thunder Treats, Leslie Bibb and every other Hump Day Hottie”. Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Enjoy more of Leslie after the jump…







Hump Day Hottie: Kate Mara

August 26, 2009

My first experience with Kate Mara was when I got to see her in the so-so “We Are Marshall”. She played Annie Cantrall, the girlfriend of Chris Griffen who parished in the plane crash. The next time Kate’s pretty mug was smeared on my TV was when she played Sarah Fenn, the widow of Bob Lee Swager’s (Mark Wahlberg) partner in “Shooter”. If I had to choose, Shooter would be 1 of 2 movies to play on a continuous loop at my house. The other being Never Back Down (see HDH: Amber Heard for reason numero uno). I also believe that Mara was 10 times the woman in Shooter than she was in We Are Marshall for one simple reason…Southern Accent. I have said it before and I will say it again and again; a girl with an accent can kill puppies and it wouldn’t bother me in the slightest. Moving on, does anyone know what Thunder Treats finds uber sexy in a woman? Knowledge of sports…or at least to have a good argument about it. It is safe to say that Mara knows a bit about sports seeing as how her mothers side of the family owns the Shittsburgh Steelers. I know what you’re thinking…ding ding ding, we have a winner…but there is more. Kate’s fathers side of the family own the New York Giants. So do you think her career will be a failure if she doesn’t win more Oscars than the amount of Super Bowl Championships by both teams (9 combined)? If so, then I think Kate should count being Thunder Treats Hump Day Hottie as the first notch on that belt. After all, what would you rather be announced as? “Oscar Award Winning”…or “Thunder Treats Hump Day Hottie…”? You decide…but the question is rhetorical, so it doesn’t matter. More Kate after the jump…

Hump Day Hottie: Charissa Thompson

August 19, 2009

This weeks Hump Day Hottie comes to us from the new ABC show “Shaq VS.”. Charissa Thompson is known for her NFL sideline reporting and work with Fox Sports and Fox Net, but she will now be seen by more than just sports junkies (aka us) in prime time. Charissa has also done work for the Big Ten Network and she co-hosts The Best Damn Sports Show Period so it is safe to say that she is not only hot, but knows sports as well. Kind of reminds us a certain you-know-who huh? Congratulations Charissa, I’m sure getting named Thunder Treats Hump Day Hottie is the icing on the cake that is your career…More pics after the jump…

TT’s Hottest Tv Co-Star Contest : Sarah Shahi

July 22, 2009

Contestant #1

ThunderTreats newest excuse to stare at hot chicks while your at work is our Hottest Tv Co-star Contest. Every few days a new contestant will be introduced leading up to a vote.

This plethora of smoke faces kicks off with one of my favorites in NBC’s Life co-star, Sarah Shahi, who plays detective Dani Reese. This cupcake hails from the great state of Texas. Sarah started off as a beauty queen and fitness model who turned Dallas Cowboy cheerleader. Geaaah Dream Girl. This under appreciated actress gained some spotlight by making Maxim’s Hot 100 in 2005(#90) and 2006(#66). Before landing the role as ex-junky and badass detective Dani Reese, Sarah scored a few spots on the Sopranos, The Supernatural, Alias and Dawson’s Creek. You also might have seen her in a few movie hits like Old School, For Your Consideration and Rush Hour 3. The only mark on her record is currently being knocked up by some dbag actor from SoCal’s favorite sitcom REBA. Pregnant or not Sarah is bringin it for this competition.

Schwing.

Hump Day Hottie: Emmanuelle Chriqui

July 15, 2009

This weeks Hump Day Hottie is Entourage’s Emmanuelle Chriqui. Let me start this by clearing up the confusion of her last name. It is pronounced “Shree-Kee”. Up until now, when I saw her name I just replaced it in my head with Sloan, her character in Entourage. If you are one of the 6 or 7 people in the nation that doesn’t watch Entourage, you may have seen EC in You Don’t Mess with The Zohan, where she played smoke face beauty shop owner Dalia. It treated male viewers to the only upgrade available for EC…a foreign accent. She was rockin’ in the season premier of Entourages 6th season and we look forward to seeing her (hopefully) a lot this season.

Photo’s Courtesy of:
What I saw on TV
Newsday.com
Askmen.com
Korzacsol

Hump Day Hottie: Gina Carano

July 8, 2009


Photos Courtesy of Maxim.com

This weeks Hump Day Hottie is Sin City’s own Gina Carano. Carano is a womens MMA fighter and has a Female Championship bout coming up against Cris “Cyborg” Santos on August 15th in San Antonio. Carano is putting her 7-0 record on the line in this Strikeforce MMA event. If any of you caught the now defunct Elite XC fight featuring Kimbo Slice, she was on the undercard of that one too. She was also cast as Crush on the new American Gladiators. Don’t let the pretty face fool you though, this chick can bang (mind out of the gutter). I would have to say that I would have no problem with her punching me directly in the throat. I would consider it an ice breaker.

Hump Day Hottie: Nathalie Fay

June 17, 2009

This week marks the inception of Thunder Treats “Hump Day Hottie”. Each and every Wednesday, we will do our best to provide you with an exceptional smoke face to help you get over the hump and get to Friday.

With that said, our 1st Annual Hump Day Hottie is Nathalie Fay. Nathalie was the hottest girl in The Hangover (yes, I know Heather Graham was in it). Even though she had only a small part in The Hangover, it was still one of the funniest scenes of the movie. One that I will not soon forget. Nathalie also had a a tiny tiny spot in Old School…



Thunder Treats HOTegories

May 8, 2009

After extensive research and much studying, I have come up with what I can only describe as five types of hot. Women, for as long as anyone can remember, have been referred to as “hot” as a way of describing their beauty. I started to think about different women who I believe to be hot and realized that some of them, though all hot, are on a different level. This is what led me to HOTegorize the hotness of women. I have trimmed the types into 5 different HOTegories.

1. Hot Hot
2. Mean Hot
3. Plain Hot
4. Crazy Hot
5. Stupid Hot

Hot Hot
The first HOTegory will be referred to as “Hot Hot”. This type is reserved for quintessential smoke face. This is the babe that electrifies a party AND your pants. She is the one causing whip lash when walking down the street. She has also been known to get drinks for free, cause car accidents and make men do ridiculously stupid things to prove themselves. Babes in the “Hot Hot” HOTegory will also tend to lean toward the “pooped out” type of guy. By this I mean the guy wearing a visor, gelled hair, popped collar on his pink shirt and normally patchwork shorts or maybe he is one of the d-bags wearing a fishnet hat with multiple do-rags underneath while lifting at the gym.

Prime Examples of Hot-Hot:

Jessica Alba

Marisa Miller

Aishwarya Rai

Mean Hot
This HOTegory is great. Anyone looking for a babe that will take control and will probably be a bit of a challenge, this is where you will want to look. This is the type of babe that will usually have the darker hair and maybe look a little pissed off all the time. She will have tattoos and might be labeled a badass while actually showing her badass. She will order shots for you and her to take, then call you a pussy when you make a face and say “151?!?” She will probably use the f-word more than you and it will be a total turn on. She will be more open to sex in public and probably junk punch you if you break up with her. These hotties will lean more toward the meat head inked up type of guy. Always funny to catch the mean hot babe screaming at the 6’4” guy that has no neck and military presses a 1993 Chevy Astro Van.

Prime Examples of Mean Hot:

Megan Fox

Angelina Jolie

Pink

Plain Hot
This is my type of HOTegory. This is for the normal, well kept, church going dime that lives at the end the street. If you’re not trying to figure out which do-rags look better with your new Ed Hardy t-shirt or you not busy clean lifting conversion vans, this is the HOTegory you will like. These babes are extremely good looking, but don’t go out of their way to show it off. They most likely love country music and often are seen wearing pearls (i.e. southern belles). They don’t have extravagant makeup or dresses. They just do what they do and it works for them. These dime pieces will get any guy they want because they basically know whether or not you’re a d-bag by just looking at you. You can’t fool these hotties and these are the ones you can bring home to Mom.

Prime Examples of Plain Hot:

Mary Louise Parker (winner of 2009 Cougar Madness)

Kristin Stewart

Zooey Deschanel

Crazy Hot
This babe might be bat shit crazy, but it’s almost as if her looks outweigh her chemical imbalance. Think of Isla Fisher in Wedding Crashers. Sure, she was fit for a straight jacket, but she was a babe none the less. This chick usually dates off the wall guys. One week you see her with a no name douche of a back up dancer and then next she is dating a mangirl. These foxes are loose cannons but most men will, for reasons yet unknown, throw away their inhibitions and go for it. They will tend to do things in a crazy manner and probably have more DUI’s than anyone you know. They love that nose candy almost as much as their alcohol and can do more lines than an amusement park. They love the Panama City license plate, a.k.a. the tramp stamp, and they can more than likely party longer and harder than you.

Prime Examples of Crazy Hot(Click their names for reasoning):

Britney Spears

Lindsay Lohan

Mary Kate Olsen

Stupid Hot
This brings me to my last Hotegory, Stupid Hot. This smoke face has the “little miss innocent” personality but is, in fact, dumber than a stump. You can hit on this girl in a bar and actually feel dumber by the end of the conversation. Men, once again, will throw away their logical way of thinking and try to have a relationship with these women only to find out that their stupidity will be a problem. The relationship will run on the recent news of what’s happening on “The Hills” or “Gossip Girl”. The only time that this is acceptable is in a relationship with a dime from the Hot-Hot or Plain-Hot Hotegories. Don’t worry about Mean Hot liking it because she would probably drag LC or Blake (schwing) Lively through the streets by their hair…for fun. The only guy capable of having a relationship with one of these girls has to be equally brain dead.

Prime Examples of Stupid Hot:

Jessica Simpson

Paris Hilton

Caitlin Upton (Miss South Carolina)

I know this just scrapes the surface of HOTegories and we will do our best to continue to come up with more. This will be the first installment of Thunder Treats HOTegories. If you have a HOTegory you deem worthy, please do not hesitate to let us know via email or with a comment…

COUGAR MADNESS: ROUND 2!!

March 21, 2009




Even though there were no overtime thrillers in the first round, there were still plenty of upsets. The biggest of all had to come in the South region when underdog #12 seed Famke Janneson took down the powerful #5 seed Daisy Fuentes. Another surprise to us all was when the #11 seed Michelle Pfieffer smacked around #6 Martina McBride. All the number 1 seeds cruised to victory and are looking finer than ever. Just go ahead and set your browser homepage to Thunder Treats so you are sure to keep up to date with Cougar Madness.