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Hump Day Hottie: Rhona Mitra

December 2, 2009

This week’s mid week mistress comes to us from across the pond…Well, she was at least born across the pond. We aren’t creepy enough to know her whereabouts at this moment. Rhona Mitra is this weeks Hump Day Hottie at the very wise suggestion of Thunder Treats writer/plastic candy cane bonger Jack Potts. Rhona was born in London and has been in a slew of productions throughout her career. Her first break was in Party of Five. Since then she has appeared in many movies and television series including Thunder Treats favorites Shooter and Nip/Tuck. Annnnnd for those of you on your toes this Wednesday, you may remember another Hump Day Hottie that she co-starred with in Shooter. A Ms. Kate Mara ladies and Gents. Now, if those aren’t 2 good enough reasons for you to watch Shooter, then leave this site and erase your browser history because we want nothing to do with you. Congrats to you Rhona on becoming the 25th Thunder Treats Hump Day Hottie…More pics of Rhona after the jump…








Hump Day Hottie: Sarah Wright

November 18, 2009

This week’s lil slice of heaven is Sarah Wright. Ms. Wright just turned 26 like a certain editor for a certain fantastic site (Im talking about this one idiots). She is also from a small town in Kentucky and I don’t know about you guys, but the only girls I have ever met from Kentucky are party girls. Sarah, like so many former Hump Day Hotties, is a former model and is now an actress. You may have seen her on this week’s episode of “How I Met Your Mother”. If you didn’t, then you missed one of the best episodes I have ever seen in the 4 plus seasons the show has been on. I suggest going to Hulu to watch it, then going straight to amazon.com and buying the complete series. Anyway, she was also in The House Bunny as snotty sororiety babe Ashley and has had other numerous roles in shows such as 7th Heaven and Mad Men. So a hat tip to Sarah this Wednesday for becoming the new Hump Day Hottie, you deserve it. More pics of Sarah after the jump!






Hump Day Hottie: Amanda Beard

October 28, 2009

This week’s mid week mistress is the uber-talented, newly anointed mom, Amanda Beard. Amanda is a 7-time Olympic Swimming Champion and model. That’s right; she has a medal for everyday of the week. Amanda is a proud alumna of the University of Arizona. Thunder Treats would also like to extend congratulations to her and her husband, photographer Sacha Brown, who gave birth to their son, Blaise, on September 15th of this year. We would also like to remind her that Thunder Treats Onesies are available for purchase. Amanda has also graced us with awesome spreads in FHM, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and, probably most notably, Playboy Magazine. I got my first glimpse of Amanda Beard when she was playing in the Celebrity Pro-Am of the Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open in Las Vegas last year. I was walking down the cart path not paying attention and I almost mowed her down. That’s my bad Amanda. So join me in giving Amanda a cyber high 5 for being awarded this week’s Hump Day Hottie…If ya want Amanda, maybe we can fashion you a medal for the HDH Award…One more for the trophy case? Make it an even 8… More pics of Amanda after the jump..






This Pic is from the Celebrity Pro Am where I almost ran her over…again, sorry.

Hump Day Hottie: Jessie James

October 21, 2009

This weeks half week hormone blaster is 21 year old pop/country singer Jessie James. I first took notice of Jessie James a while ago when I caught her on CMT, but it wasn’t until last week while visiting Rumors and Rants that I remembered what I had saw. James was born on a military base in Italy but relocated to central Georgia in the 1990’s. From there she would make regular trips to the country music capital to try and start her music career. After her demo landed in the right people’ hands, she was teamed up with another lil smokeface in songwriter/American Idol judge Kara DioGuardi to help formulate her album. Her first single, Wanted, was released in April and we have nothing but the highest hopes for Ms. James. Hopefully, Jessie, you can put this Hump Day Hottie award next to a nice shiny grammy. More of Jessie after the jump!








Hump Day Hottie: Natalie Gulbis

October 15, 2009

First things first, I have to apologize for the delay on the Hump Day Hottie. I left work early today and went to the Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open Championship Pro-Am. I got some great pictures and had a great time watching the pros and amateurs play. Afterwards, I was to head home to write this post but my friend was in town and called to say that he had the panorama suite at the Planet Hollywood. What was I going to say? No? Obviously not. Anyway, now that we know why I am late, it is time to get down to business. This week’s mid week missle twister is Natalie Gulbis. I got to see Natalie up close and personal today and was blown away. Natalie plays on the LPGA Tour so I am pretty sure she was considered a Pro and not an Amateur. Either way, she was the most attractive figure on the course today. Natalie hails from Las Vegas…Not unlike a certain..ah hem..author from Thunder Treats. So Natalie, let me say congrats on a great approach shot on #18 today and another congrats on becomming the newest member of the Hump Day Hotties Club…. More Natalie after the jump!



1st Quarter NFL Season Recap

October 8, 2009

Going off of ESPN’s Week 5 Power Rankings, here is my 1st quarter NFL season recap.

1. Colts (4-0) Marvin Harrison Who? There is a reason why Peyton is the face of the NFL. Hardest working player in all of sports. Family Reunion Feb. 7?

2. G-Men (4-0) Chalk Tony Romo up for 1 win. Health is the concern for this team. Cowboys blew their chances at competing for the division. Eli’s injury could linger if not given rest. Turning into his brother right in front of our eyes.

3. Vikes (4-0) Note to Self: When 40 years old, buy wrangler jeans and wear them 24/7. Favre is playin his old balls off but some serious tests ahead. 4-0 with 3 gimme games left. Pound it with AP and stay healthy and they walk into the playoffs. When in doubt run the Wrangler Fade route.

4. Saints (4-0) The offense have been solid for a while. Threats all over the field and Brees is playing with a fire in his eyes. Defense showed up to play this season. Darren Sharper biggest team changing acquisition in the NFL this year. Immediate impact, leadership and experience to boot. But can they survive the playoffs??

5. J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets (3-1) Surprise Surprise. The Jets can play…for now. Sanchez showed he was a rookie this past week. My thoughts are that he’s not done acting like a rookie. Defense will keep them in plenty of games but defensive schemes will be designed to confuse this inexperienced wonder boy. NY will compete for wild card, Pats will run away with the division.

6. Pats (3-1) Mr. Gisele Bundchen is back. They needed to lose to the Jets to realize they wont walk back into the rhythm of 2007. Pats will continue to gain momentum. Welker and Moss are both good for 90+ receptions this year. Real threat for AFC Champions.

7. Dirty Birds (3-1) With the Steelers hiccups, Ravens are out to claim the AFC North. They are playing like it too. Hanging in the game against Brady-AT HOME-tough sh*t. Baltimore is LEGIT.

8. Broncos (4-0) Too much credit, too early. Romo handed them a win and a fluke bounce got them past Cinci. Were outplayed in both games. Then the Browns and Raiders?? What a JOKE. Season will end up in a Brokeback Mountian for these buckin Broncos. WILL LOSE THE NEXT 4 GAMES!!! Bolts take the division and Denver has no chance of claiming the wild card.

9. Falcons (2-1) Tony Gonzalez is the missing link for their young quarterback. Roddy White has big play written all over him. Will be hard to take the division away from the Saints, but my prediction for Wild Card.

10. Eagles (2-1) McNabb and Westbrook aren’t young anymore and can’t fight off these injuries. Vick can be a weapon; Andy Reid needs to turn him loose. G-MEN and Cowboys will end up on top of this division.

11. Bengals (3-1) Child Please. Kiss The Baby. Shut the Front Door. HBO helped Ochocinco get his camera time before the season started. Carson Palmer is showing how much of a leader he is. Esteban is putting his time in the film room and backing up his antics, but give Carson some credit for that as a full-time babysitter and pushing him to put in the extra time. This team is not quite there. Just a few missing pieces. Two more seasons and they can compete. Showing their potential this season.

12. 49ers (3-1) If Michael Crabtree wasn’t a greedy douche, a 4-0 record is possible. Singletary can pull his pants down all he wants. This team is making the playoffs. I hope Crabtree’s contract includes hooked on phonics and a definition of humble. Holding out for months because of millions and millions of dollars and being greedy is not being humble… T.O. jr? Shut the front door Crabtree.

13. Pack Attack (2-2) Brett Favre Jr. looks comfortable running that offense. Putting up some serious points thus far.

14. Daaaa Bears (3-1) OVER RATED. Sh*ttsburgh let that game slip away. Brett Favre Jr. took care of business then they beat two scrub teams. 21 Points in the first half to the LIONS! OVER RATED. Have a few cupcake games but won’t amount to anything this season.

15. Steelers (2-2) 4th quarter=Sh*ttsbugh. Can be a major problem with this tough divison. So how bout you stop d*cking around with WWE and learn how to close out games and cover the f*cking spread.

16. Bolts (2-2) Sproles is a threat to take it to the house every time he touches the ball. But where’s LT??? SD will need some production from here to turn this season around. Mediocre won’t win the AFC.

17. Cboys (2-2) The curse of Jessica Simpson. Romo gave 2 games away already. Expect him to do it atleast 4 more times like a d*ck. Roy Williams found out that he was able to catch a ball with his hands and was as shocked as I was. G-Men will take the divison. Thunder (Barber) and Lightning (Fjones) will win the wild card. Hopefully Tony Romo can find a way to get injured before the playoffs start. Dear Bobby Carpenter, you are the worst football player on the planet. You were a 1st round pick, you have 60 career tackles including special teams. David Akers has 84 career tackles. You are a B*tch. Stop bein a p*ssy and hit somebody already.

18. Jags (2-2) MoJo Baby. Tons of fight in this team. Need to keep it up to take the wild card.

19. Cards (1-3) Dear Kurt Warner, go buy Wrangler jeans and a buy a tv from Sears. 49ers steal the division this year.

20. Texans (2-2) Much better team than they are getting credit for. Schaub does look like he rode the short bus all his life but he is a winner. Andre Johnson is the 2nd best WR in the league and will continue to put up numbers.

21. Phins (1-3) GO BLUE. Henne is a fighter but they might have the toughest schedule in the NFL. Smoke more weed Ricky. Smoke more weed.

22. Skins (2-2) Jcambell is a scrub. Beat 2 of the worst in the league. Change at QB is overdue. Cooley is the f*ckin man and his wife is a total smoooooooooookefaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace. Only reason to watch a Skins game.

23. Bills (1-3) T.O. needs to up his sh*t talk soon before this team completely dies. No supporting cast to help him back up his words.

24. SeaHacks (1-3) Tj nice move this offseason. Way to be a cocky d*ck and run for the money. Career will die in Seattle.

25. Titans (0-4) 0-4. What are you the browns? Good chance to lose the next 3. I’d say start Vince Young but he’s a retard. Colt McCoy?

26. Panthers (0-3) Tough start against tough teams. Delhomme might be sent home after this season. Look for them to draft a QB. Will win the next 3 games.

27. Lions (1-3) Broke a 19 game losing streak. Calvin Johnson is the best WR in the NFL. Pettigrew is a beast. Stafford looks how a rookie should look. Will be a competitor in a few years.

28. Raiders (1-3) Dear Al Davis, die so this organization has a chance. Garcia is a winner, not a teacher. Should be the starter, would have had a decent season.
Russell is just collecting huge paychecks.

29. Brownies (0-4) What a turd of a football team. Showed signs of life against Cinci but they always do. Mangini turned this team into a sideshow. Brownie fans are already begging for basketball season to start. Braylon might be able to win a fight but this as a football team they look like total sh*t. My advice…Let Cribbs run the wildcat. Can’t exactly do any worse.

30. Chiefs (0-4) Maybe Larry Johnson should beat up his girlfriend again to jump start this mess of a season.

31. Buccs (0-4) Garbage. Almost making the Browns look good. Tough schedule remaining. 2 wins AT BEST.

32. STL (0-4) Tim Tebow?? Shame for SJ39 to be wasting his prime years on this piece of sh*t team

While I am venting about some disappointing teams and lost bets. Dear Stephen A. Smith, stop attempting to tweet or use any other form of communication to the public about football or baseball comments. I do not know how you have a job. You know basketball THAT IS IT. Yet people in the basketball world hate you because you are so annoying. SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.

Sahli_RT @stephenasmith I’d rather stub my toe while getting a papercut than listen to u attempt to know anything about football. stick to bball SAS about 3 hours ago from web in reply to stephenasmith

Hump Day Hottie: Kaley Cuoco

October 7, 2009

For this weeks installment of Thunder Treats Hump Day Hottie, we decided to go with Kaley Cuoco. Kaley is hot for numerous reasons and she further solidifies my personal theory that any girl with a name that is near impossible to pronouce is almost always a smoke face. See Emmanuelle Chriqui and Gisele Bundchen for reference. Any way, you may have seen Kaley a number of years ago when she was star of the show “8 Simple Rules” with the late John Ritter or in the show “Charmed” where she played Billie Jenkins. Lately you can catch Ms. Cuoco on Monday nights on CBS on “The Big Bang Theory”…and bang she does. Cogratualtions to this weeks awarded hottie. Enjoy more Kaley after the jump…







Hump Day Hottie: Diora Baird

September 23, 2009

This week’s slice of Smokeface pie is model/actress Diora Baird. Diora is 26 and originally from Miami but moved to LA LA Land when she was 17 to pursue acting. Lucky for us. When she first arrived in LA she had to have side jobs while trying to find work as an actress. Care to guess what one of her side jobs was? Go ahead, I’ll wait…still waiting…give up? She was a clown! For some reason I get the picture of the clown in Entourage when he is trying to give Ari Gold his reel. Anyway, she has been on the cover of Playboy as well as multiple shoots for FHM and Maxim. We saw her in Wedding Crashers as well as Accepted. She most recently was in Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Begninning. Join me in congratulating Diora on this fine accomplishment. She will most definitely fit in with our past Hump Day Hotties. Enjoy more Diora after the jump…