Archive for the ‘T.O.’ Category

Terrell Owens vs. Rodney Harrison

September 28, 2009

T.O. is not one of my favorite athletes ever, but I like him a whole lot better than Rodney Harrison. T.O. took to twitter to lash out at Harrison’s comments about his no-catch performance against the Saints. Harrison called T.O. a “Clown” and said that he was “more concerned with his own stats, rather than the teams”. T.O. responded to these statements via twitter. Clearly there is going to be more outbursts by both parties because neither one will let the other get the best of them. Owens has to focus on football and Harrison needs to realize he isn’t playing anymore. He also has to realize that his comments will weigh a lot more heavier on his job than T.O.’s. I wouldn’t be surprised if Owens is reprimanded for his tweets and Harrison is told to cool it at NBC.

Thunder Links

July 27, 2009

These Links bring the Thunder…

Brett Favre to Annoy You with Ads for Sears Now [Awful Announcing]
Tub Girls: A Gallery [Holy Taco]
Damn Pigs [More Hardball]
Welcome To Manchester, Carlos! [Rumors and Rants]
Thigh of the Week: Jennifer Hawkins[Sharapova’s Thigh]
This Dog is Probably Cooler than You [Blog of Hilarity]
T.O. : Goodell Needs to go to Jail [Fan Nation]
Ron Artest Rapping in China [Sharapova’s Thigh]
At Least he Didn’t Spike Himself [Rumors and Rants]
There will be No “Throwin Up Da’ U” at a UF Football Camp [No Guts, No Glory]
Nick Saban Wants to Know Whether Your Hands are Clean or Stare at your Tits [Friends of the Program]
A 99 Photo Tribute to Bikini Cleavage [Manofest]

T.O. has B.O.

January 27, 2009

Do you know what really stinks? Other than how offensive Terrell Owens body odor is…
VH1 has announced that Terrell Eldorado Owens, thats right Eldorado, will have his own reality television show. The Terrell Owens Project will air in the summer of 2009. Unfortunately, not only do we have to listen to this cancer from week to week during the NFL season, he will now pollute America throughout the off-season, but you never know, maybe he’ll OD again?
This puke stained urinal will do just about anything to get the cameras on Terrell Owens. There are only a few select human beings who like themselves as much as Terrell Owens does (some say I may be one of those people… Whats not to love?).
Lets make this perfectly clear, I have nothing against T.O.’s big play ability (minus the 25 drops in 2007). As a walking mismatch at the wide receiver position myself I completely understand what it’s like to be so open downfield that you doze off and completely forget what you’re suppose to be doing (this has actually never happened to me).
The only true excitement this guy brings me anymore is when I get to watch him celebrate touchdowns, since the NFL frowns upon this now-a-days (like that will stop T.O. from doing what he does best) I feel that this has limited Owens imagination, which I’m sure has the ability to run as wild as Christian Okoye in Super Tecmo Bowl.
There is very little doubt in my mind that VH1 will make T.O. look like the loose cannon that he absolutely is. As much as I don’t want to, I’m sure I’ll tune in for the first few episodes to see if this guy is more of a lunatic than Mr. Shickadance from Ace Ventura Pet Detective.