Archive for the ‘Christmas’ Category

Candy Cane Striped Carnage

December 1, 2009

A few weeks ago, Thunder Treats introduced you to an innovative new way to bong a beer. We showed you the Flabongo, which you could make out of a pink lawn flamingo. Now, Thunder Treats has stumbled upon another useful lawn ornament that we can turn into alcohol paraphernalia. The plastic yard candy cane. Plus, since it is that time of year, there is an abundance of supply. To use, simply steal or buy a plastic yard candy cane, pour the alcohol into the long end of the candy cane while keeping your thumb over the opposite end (duh.). Next elevate the candy cane to the point where you can remove your thumb from the end. Lastly, put the candy cane straight up in the air and down the hatch goes that nice refreshing liquid blanket. A special thanks to Thunder Treats resident party girl, L2 for the heads up on this fun and festive way to get shitfaced. After the jump there are more pictures that feature DiLo, Jack Potts, L2 and others all joining in the fun.

Christmas Gift for the Lady In Your Life

November 11, 2009

Christmas is right around the corner and it’s time to start thinking about what to get that special lady in your life. Like all men in my demographic, I try to focus on how much the gift is going to cost and how will this gift benefit me. Example, you buy your significant other a waffle iron, and there is a strong possibility there may be some waffles coming your way in the near future. That being said let me be the first to introduce you to what may be the best example of a gift that keeps on giving….

The Golfing Mat Bra

“The green corset-style garment can be removed and unrolled to create a 1.5m-long putting mat. When the user sinks a putt into one of the cups, a built-in speaker pumps out a congratulatory ‘Nice Shot!’ The bra also features pockets for extra golf balls and tees, and a detachable flag pin that serves as a score pencil.”

So what’s not to love? You get to look like the romantic guy for buying your lady some lingerie, all while reaping the obvious benefits of being able to play golf anywhere at anytime. If all this is not motivation enough to have you reaching for your wallet already, then you obviously haven’t thought about how your smoke face is supposed to do cover herself when she removes the underwear. Cha…wait for it dudes…CHING. Also, as an added bonus, the bra set comes with a skirt with the words “Be Quiet” printed on the rear, which doubles as a flag for use on the course.

So to recap for all you dudes lost in awesomeness: golf anywhere, romance, nakedness AND a gift for your arm candy. That’s killing 4 birds with one super-awesome stone. The full article detailing the golfing mat bra can be found here.